More quick thoughts on Super Bowl Sunday

White men make for interesting football players. I know, many of them come into my Chicago massage parlor on Super Bowl Sunday to watch the two other teams play. They come into my massage parlor to get over the fact that they are white guys frustrated that they are rooting for other teams for the Lombardi thing that is about this high and silver.

Did you know that Vince Lombardi was a white guy?

Most coaches are white. So was Knute Rockne. I mention Knute Rockne because he is in Marcy's Hall of Fame for White Football Players (as a coach). In fact, Knute Rockne is Marcy's (me) choice as greatest white football coach every. The reason Knute Rocken is the greatest coach is because he coached the greatest white football player of all time: Ronald 'The Gipper' Reagan.

Ronnie Reagan is the Greatest White Football Player in Marcy's Hall of Fame because, well, he was a better president than Gerald Ford, for one.........marcythewhore