Marcythewhore advises about God and Athletes
"louis_sefers_advocate" writes to marcythewhore on God and athletes
"louis_sefers_advocate" writes to marcythewhore:
Marcy. You whore. How dare you take the last bastion of decency and ridicule it with your satanist dirt. First off. Sports is what makes men great. Right now hundreds of young men are being put through school without passing grades because everybody knows the greater the athlete, the greater the man he will become. I wouldn't be surprised if our great spiritual leader of the USA not only excelled in the air force but I bethe was a great athlete also. I believe god watches over all of us but he watches over athletes a little morebecause they have been chosen by god to be a little better then the rest of us and if both teams pray. The team that is in god's favor will win. While democrats were off playing war heros great men like Donald Rummsfeld were wrestling and he works standing up! I willcontinue to monitor this group to check on your progress as I feel I have been chosen by God to do some of his work here on earth while he's busy in Iraq trying to spread freedom.Louis
Marcythewhore advises Louis on the truth about God and athletes:
Louis, you've been watching too many old Ronald 'The Gipper' Reagan black and white movies.
Yes, it is true that Ronald Reagan is the Greatest White Football Player every, even greater than Byron 'Whizzer' White and Gerald Ford as Great White Football Players.
Yes, it's true that Supreme Court Justic Byron 'Whizzer' White was the highest paid professional football player of his day, and that Gerald Ford ended his football career when he busted up his knee tackling the really fast Indian, Jim Thorpe....and that Ronald 'The Gipper' Reagan never actually played a down of real football. He only play acted as a football player. But in Marcy's Hall of Fame for White Football Players, reality never gets in the way of naming Ronnie 'The Gipper' Reagan as the Greatest White Football Player of All Time.
Now, about that lesser guy, God, who wouldn't know shoulder pads from hip flexers....the greatest athlete in the world is one of my customers who will remain anonymous to protect his family and friends. He has a unique DNA. He has an ability to naturally produce Viagra in his own bloodstream. When he comes into one of Marcy’s Massage Parlor, he brings suitcases full of money. Because it takes a team of my best Thai Massage Therapists to give this powerfully brave man all the Happy Endings he is capable of producing.
And do you think that he is worried about making all other men in Marcy’s Massage Parlor look bad?
Fuck no. He’s proud of his natural multi-orgasmic ability. This man is a God/man……………..and I say, ‘Thank God for my overworked girls that there is only one Super Bowl per year.”……………………..marcythewhore
Crippled masturbator sues and wins!
When a Florida phone-sex worker developed carpal tunnel syndrome in each of her busy hands, she took the case to court. Now she gets her satisfaction from workers' compensation checks.
- - - - - - - - - - - -By Hank Hyena
Nov. 29, 1999
Have you ever wounded yourself by wanking too much? Stroked your sex glands until you were suffering? A Fort Lauderdale, Fla., woman who frigged her clitoris seven times a day has crippled both of her busy hands with carpal tunnel syndrome, also known as repetitive motion injury.
The unnamed 40-year-old muff-mauler was a phone-sex operator who gave herself orgasms to please her listening clientele, notes the Nov. 19 Reuters report. One hand cradled the telephone so she could moan and talk dirty, while the other hand friskily fingered her femininity into a climax. Turgid clients listened raptly to her ecstasy while whacking their meat simultaneously.
Alas! This idyllic scenario ended when both of our diddling damsel's nub-rubbing paws became disabled with pain that impelled her to abandon her orgasms, and subsequently, her job. A neurosurgical operation on her hurt hands also left her with medical bills totaling $30,000.
Pauperdom was avoided when attorney Steven Slootsky helped the handicapped finger-slider file a petition for workers' compensation benefits with Florida's Department of Labor and Employment Security. Reimbursement for the medical bills was requested, plus back pay of $267 a week. In early November, our gushing protagonist successfully received a settlement for an undisclosed amount.
This news will tickle people who play with themselves professionally, but I'm worried: Will other carpal tunnel victims face legal resistance now when they blame their sore wrists on typing? Will insurance lawyers ascribe their condition to at-home crotch-cuddling instead of a keyboard? salon.com Nov. 29, 1999
"louis_sefers_advocate" writes to marcythewhore:
Marcy. You whore. How dare you take the last bastion of decency and ridicule it with your satanist dirt. First off. Sports is what makes men great. Right now hundreds of young men are being put through school without passing grades because everybody knows the greater the athlete, the greater the man he will become. I wouldn't be surprised if our great spiritual leader of the USA not only excelled in the air force but I bethe was a great athlete also. I believe god watches over all of us but he watches over athletes a little morebecause they have been chosen by god to be a little better then the rest of us and if both teams pray. The team that is in god's favor will win. While democrats were off playing war heros great men like Donald Rummsfeld were wrestling and he works standing up! I willcontinue to monitor this group to check on your progress as I feel I have been chosen by God to do some of his work here on earth while he's busy in Iraq trying to spread freedom.Louis
Marcythewhore advises Louis on the truth about God and athletes:
Louis, you've been watching too many old Ronald 'The Gipper' Reagan black and white movies.
Yes, it is true that Ronald Reagan is the Greatest White Football Player every, even greater than Byron 'Whizzer' White and Gerald Ford as Great White Football Players.
Yes, it's true that Supreme Court Justic Byron 'Whizzer' White was the highest paid professional football player of his day, and that Gerald Ford ended his football career when he busted up his knee tackling the really fast Indian, Jim Thorpe....and that Ronald 'The Gipper' Reagan never actually played a down of real football. He only play acted as a football player. But in Marcy's Hall of Fame for White Football Players, reality never gets in the way of naming Ronnie 'The Gipper' Reagan as the Greatest White Football Player of All Time.
Now, about that lesser guy, God, who wouldn't know shoulder pads from hip flexers....the greatest athlete in the world is one of my customers who will remain anonymous to protect his family and friends. He has a unique DNA. He has an ability to naturally produce Viagra in his own bloodstream. When he comes into one of Marcy’s Massage Parlor, he brings suitcases full of money. Because it takes a team of my best Thai Massage Therapists to give this powerfully brave man all the Happy Endings he is capable of producing.
And do you think that he is worried about making all other men in Marcy’s Massage Parlor look bad?
Fuck no. He’s proud of his natural multi-orgasmic ability. This man is a God/man……………..and I say, ‘Thank God for my overworked girls that there is only one Super Bowl per year.”……………………..marcythewhore
Crippled masturbator sues and wins!
When a Florida phone-sex worker developed carpal tunnel syndrome in each of her busy hands, she took the case to court. Now she gets her satisfaction from workers' compensation checks.
- - - - - - - - - - - -By Hank Hyena
Nov. 29, 1999
Have you ever wounded yourself by wanking too much? Stroked your sex glands until you were suffering? A Fort Lauderdale, Fla., woman who frigged her clitoris seven times a day has crippled both of her busy hands with carpal tunnel syndrome, also known as repetitive motion injury.
The unnamed 40-year-old muff-mauler was a phone-sex operator who gave herself orgasms to please her listening clientele, notes the Nov. 19 Reuters report. One hand cradled the telephone so she could moan and talk dirty, while the other hand friskily fingered her femininity into a climax. Turgid clients listened raptly to her ecstasy while whacking their meat simultaneously.
Alas! This idyllic scenario ended when both of our diddling damsel's nub-rubbing paws became disabled with pain that impelled her to abandon her orgasms, and subsequently, her job. A neurosurgical operation on her hurt hands also left her with medical bills totaling $30,000.
Pauperdom was avoided when attorney Steven Slootsky helped the handicapped finger-slider file a petition for workers' compensation benefits with Florida's Department of Labor and Employment Security. Reimbursement for the medical bills was requested, plus back pay of $267 a week. In early November, our gushing protagonist successfully received a settlement for an undisclosed amount.
This news will tickle people who play with themselves professionally, but I'm worried: Will other carpal tunnel victims face legal resistance now when they blame their sore wrists on typing? Will insurance lawyers ascribe their condition to at-home crotch-cuddling instead of a keyboard? salon.com Nov. 29, 1999
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