If you boys are thinking about taking the Eagles and seven, just let it be known that TO has cleared it with the White God of the NFL front office.

“God has already cleared me,” Owens told the assembled hordes that had come to find out if he would be able to play on his surgically repaired ankle. “It doesn’t matter what the doctor said. I have the best doctor in God.” T.O. Hisself

In a related sport's story from a zoo:

MSNBC is reporting that a 46-year-old man in Taiwan “[lept] into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity.”

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

This story leaves many things to question. How does one successfully convert an animal to a religion? Do Lions have other gods? Are they Pagans, Buddhists, Jews? Furthermore, if he converted them would they have gone to mass? Would they accept the Eucharist?
Unfortunately the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise this man would have won a Darwin Award.

In an still related piece of advice from Marcy:

As Super Bowl Sunday approaches, THE COWBELL. The Cowbell was on NPR the other day. Christopher Walken wouldn't preach the cowbell if it weren't all true....marcythewhoremarcy
http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv