Friday, February 11, 2005

Marcythewhore's Advice on Phone Sex in Zoos and Zoology in General

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Marcythewhore’s Advice on Phone Sex in Zoos and Zoology in General

Marcy....
You know that woman got her carpal tunnel from working typewriters or word processors or her very own pc.
Or maybe her telephone?
Because... she can't have an injury in both hands and NOT of her clitoris. Something fraudulent here....
Reminds me of the public television broadcast...maybe it was nature planet, or something similar... but a very serious biologist was speaking about kangaroos, with kangaroos hopping around in the background.
Except one 'Roo... At first it looked like it was dead... or sleeping. Then it rolled over on it's back, and looked like it was struggling to sit up...
And while the biologist was still going on and on, a viewer could only keep eyes on the 'Roo.’
What is this 'Roo up to?
And the 'Roo starts vigorously masturbating. Even moaning aloud, and the speaker finally stops, looks around, and bursts out loud laughing. And the Kangaroo is still wanking off! Hilarious!…………Jenny

Marcythewhore’s Advice to Jenny: Jenny, honey, you need to watch nature shows that are shot underwater. Like those ones about sharks. You never see Great White Sharks masturbating, do you? Then, again, if a Great White Shark decides to masturbate, how do you know it’s doing it? Anyway, stay away from those filthy shows about kangaroos and monkeys.

And as for the phone sex worker who won damages because she masturbated ten times a day to appease her customers, the phone sex workers I hire for my massage parlor have to be ambidextrous……marcythewhore

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