Pizza Hair

Fast-food chain Pizza Hut today issued a reassurance to customers using its Swansea restaurant after a cook was convicted of putting his pubic hairs in the food. Swansea magistrates were told last week how pony-tailed Simon Dimmock, aged 23, of Pleasant Street, Swansea, pulled out five of his pubic hairs and cooked them into a pizza base after becoming annoyed when an order came in at the end of his shift. The meal was ordered by five police officers on a late-night meal break at Swansea Central Police Station. One of the officers had noticed a hair but initially thought it was one of his own, only realising the terrible truth when he found another. By that time, four of the officers had tucked in with one getting through three slices before the hairs were discovered.