Step by Step Primer on How They Chose a Nazi for Pope
You really need to study up on your Papal history in picking Popes.
First off, someone put a pillow over John Paul 1 head....or was it poison? Anyway, John Paul 1 apparently scared the Bejesus out of the puppetmasters real fast and they had to get rid of him quick....
So they pick a Polish guy and name him John Paul II so that nobody would catch onto that they whacked John Paul I for God knows what reason John Paul I scared the Bejesus out of them.....
...then they hired some Turkish nut case to shoot John Paul II. They probably got the Turkish nutcase the same place they got John Hinkley. A wound here or there and John Paul II is just like Ronnie Reagan, just a little less for the wear.....
...anyway, they figure that wounding John Paul II would surely shorten his life. But they didn't count on the ghost of St. Max Kolbe coming to the rescue (Max Kolbe was a Polish Priest who died at Auschwitz). John Paul II continue to live on and on....
...and the puppetmasters can't afford another assassination attempt cause now it is all getting to look pretty suspicious to even the most stupid of people who think Lee Harvey Oswald was actually a good shot while in the Marines.....
...and if you check Lee Harvey Oswald Marine Corp shooting records you'll see that he was barely adequate......
...anyway, back to John Paul II and the ghost of Max Kolbe, John Paul keeps on ticking and living and really, really making the puppetmasters nervous cause at any moment John Paul II might start giving away the Papal treasury to feed the poor or something equally outlandish.....
...but finally the ghost of Max Kolbe gives up the ghost and John Paul II finally dies.........
...Next they pick a former Nazi to be Pope, and being a former Nazi means that he was in World War Two, which was a long time ago, and knowing how many people have a grudge against Nazis it won't look all that bad if some Jewish zealot hit man whacks the Nazi Pope....
...cause the Puppetmasters don't want this Pope around for too long while they bid their time for the next Vatican City game plan....
...Oh, by the way: The reason the Puppetmasters chose a second in a row non-Italin for Pope (and you got to go back centuries and centuries to the last time that two non-Italians in a row were Pope) is because, well, the puppetmasters don't want everybody watching the Italians......marcythewhore
First off, someone put a pillow over John Paul 1 head....or was it poison? Anyway, John Paul 1 apparently scared the Bejesus out of the puppetmasters real fast and they had to get rid of him quick....
So they pick a Polish guy and name him John Paul II so that nobody would catch onto that they whacked John Paul I for God knows what reason John Paul I scared the Bejesus out of them.....
...then they hired some Turkish nut case to shoot John Paul II. They probably got the Turkish nutcase the same place they got John Hinkley. A wound here or there and John Paul II is just like Ronnie Reagan, just a little less for the wear.....
...anyway, they figure that wounding John Paul II would surely shorten his life. But they didn't count on the ghost of St. Max Kolbe coming to the rescue (Max Kolbe was a Polish Priest who died at Auschwitz). John Paul II continue to live on and on....
...and the puppetmasters can't afford another assassination attempt cause now it is all getting to look pretty suspicious to even the most stupid of people who think Lee Harvey Oswald was actually a good shot while in the Marines.....
...and if you check Lee Harvey Oswald Marine Corp shooting records you'll see that he was barely adequate......
...anyway, back to John Paul II and the ghost of Max Kolbe, John Paul keeps on ticking and living and really, really making the puppetmasters nervous cause at any moment John Paul II might start giving away the Papal treasury to feed the poor or something equally outlandish.....
...but finally the ghost of Max Kolbe gives up the ghost and John Paul II finally dies.........
...Next they pick a former Nazi to be Pope, and being a former Nazi means that he was in World War Two, which was a long time ago, and knowing how many people have a grudge against Nazis it won't look all that bad if some Jewish zealot hit man whacks the Nazi Pope....
...cause the Puppetmasters don't want this Pope around for too long while they bid their time for the next Vatican City game plan....
...Oh, by the way: The reason the Puppetmasters chose a second in a row non-Italin for Pope (and you got to go back centuries and centuries to the last time that two non-Italians in a row were Pope) is because, well, the puppetmasters don't want everybody watching the Italians......marcythewhore
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