Lesbians In A Hot Tub Mantra

Dear marcy, I know this is the Memorial Day Weekend. But I’m too tense from too much work to be able to relax. Do you have any advice on how to help me relax? Tense in Boulder Colorado

Marcythewhore says: You should be tense in Colorado. When Russia starts nuking America Colorado will be one of the first primary targets because of all the military bases in caves throughout the state. But that’s what happens when you don’t take proper care of your mountains. Everybody above the caves will die, the military installations mounted on heavy springs to absorb the nuclear blast will….well….they’ll sit inside those caves for thousands of years rotting.

But that thought probably just makes you more tense.

What you need to do to relax is learn a mantra for transcendental meditation purposes. Get yourself a hammock and chant this mantra: “Two Big Breasted Lesbians in a Hot Tub.”

Keep chanting that mantra over and over again until you feel better………marcythewhore


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