Who Wants To Buy A FUCKLOAD of Jesus Fishes?
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Who Wants To Buy A FUCKLOAD of Jesus Fishes?Ok. Here's the deal - I hate jesus fishes. Whever I see them I want to scream and throw shit at the person/people in the vehicle that has one. I have stolen at least five hundred of these abominations and I want to get rid of them. If you promise to destroy them - hell - I'll even pay you to take the fuckers off my hands!
In Fact, if you send me a picture of a Jesus Fish car that you have smear poop all over, I'll send you twenty Jesus Fishes.
Oooohhhhh...Pretty.
This is REALLY gonna hurt:Ok Ok - you've driven me to it. I will soon be cramming a Jesus fish up my ass and then crapping it out (after taking immodium) and sending you a picture of the mess.Questions? Send an e-mail
Did you know that Jesus had a son?His name was Ernie. That's all I know. He was a pimp and he liked his bitches to have big tits.
I'd rape these fishes if I could...Throw Poop at churches!www.cratchet.blogspot.com
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Who Wants To Buy A FUCKLOAD of Jesus Fishes?Ok. Here's the deal - I hate jesus fishes. Whever I see them I want to scream and throw shit at the person/people in the vehicle that has one. I have stolen at least five hundred of these abominations and I want to get rid of them. If you promise to destroy them - hell - I'll even pay you to take the fuckers off my hands!
In Fact, if you send me a picture of a Jesus Fish car that you have smear poop all over, I'll send you twenty Jesus Fishes.
Oooohhhhh...Pretty.
This is REALLY gonna hurt:Ok Ok - you've driven me to it. I will soon be cramming a Jesus fish up my ass and then crapping it out (after taking immodium) and sending you a picture of the mess.Questions? Send an e-mail
Did you know that Jesus had a son?His name was Ernie. That's all I know. He was a pimp and he liked his bitches to have big tits.
I'd rape these fishes if I could...Throw Poop at churches!www.cratchet.blogspot.com
Home Page
Who Wants To Buy A FUCKLOAD of Jesus Fishes?Ok. Here's the deal - I hate jesus fishes. Whever I see them I want to scream and throw shit at the person/people in the vehicle that has one. I have stolen at least five hundred of these abominations and I want to get rid of them. If you promise to destroy them - hell - I'll even pay you to take the fuckers off my hands!
In Fact, if you send me a picture of a Jesus Fish car that you have smear poop all over, I'll send you twenty Jesus Fishes.
Oooohhhhh...Pretty.
This is REALLY gonna hurt:Ok Ok - you've driven me to it. I will soon be cramming a Jesus fish up my ass and then crapping it out (after taking immodium) and sending you a picture of the mess.Questions? Send an e-mail
Did you know that Jesus had a son?His name was Ernie. That's all I know. He was a pimp and he liked his bitches to have big tits.
I'd rape these fishes if I could...Throw Poop at churches!www.cratchet.blogspot.com
Home Page
Who Wants To Buy A FUCKLOAD of Jesus Fishes?Ok. Here's the deal - I hate jesus fishes. Whever I see them I want to scream and throw shit at the person/people in the vehicle that has one. I have stolen at least five hundred of these abominations and I want to get rid of them. If you promise to destroy them - hell - I'll even pay you to take the fuckers off my hands!
In Fact, if you send me a picture of a Jesus Fish car that you have smear poop all over, I'll send you twenty Jesus Fishes.
Oooohhhhh...Pretty.
This is REALLY gonna hurt:Ok Ok - you've driven me to it. I will soon be cramming a Jesus fish up my ass and then crapping it out (after taking immodium) and sending you a picture of the mess.Questions? Send an e-mail
Did you know that Jesus had a son?His name was Ernie. That's all I know. He was a pimp and he liked his bitches to have big tits.
I'd rape these fishes if I could...Throw Poop at churches!www.cratchet.blogspot.com
posted by marcythewhore at 10:39 AM
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i was thinking about this whole jesusfish-thing in the context of a remark made by bigbro concerning fundamentalists. perhaps this will help redirect cratchet's frustration. er- perhaps not.
http://e-pistles.blogspot.com/2005/06/finding-neo.html
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one of the oddest method-movie experiences i can remember is chewing away on barBQ fish while watching the shark in JAWS chew away on people. it beat late-night rocky horror picture showings senseless.
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