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Marcy Brings Today's Bad News:
A federal judge has granted a stay for the rule requiring San Antonio strippers to wear ID badges. The rule was intended to allow background checks.
Marcy says: What? So you can tell San Antonio strippers from Cleveland strippers?
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I WAS IN A SEATTLE RESTAURANT a few years back when someone shouted, "Hands up, all who've climbed Everest!" Half the people at my table saluted, as did several patrons, the cook, and a busboy. With 1,922 ascents by the end of 2003, Everest is no longer an exclusive club. For the past six years, there's been an average of 164 ascents per year; last spring, there were a record 264. On a single day last May, a whopping 118 people stood on the summit.
Marcy says: When I open a massage parlor on the Everest Summit you are going to need to put in traffic signals to handling the crowd of climbers.
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Sitting with a washboard around his neck and a banjo on his knee, Bob Pyle, the cherub-cheeked master of ceremonies for open-mic night at Ellicott City’s Sidestreets Restaurant, doesn’t strike one as a threatening person. Far from it. Pyle, a musician and perpetual jokester, comes off as a time-warped vaudevillian.On Tuesday, Jan. 25, however, Pyle did appear to be a threat, at least to someone. Pyle was at the Catonsville Kinko’s on Route 40 that day, photocopying issues of a satirical newsletter he calls The Muslim News, when he found himself under interrogation by Baltimore County Police officers and FBI agents.
Marcy says: I’ve got a printing press set up in one of my massage parlors turning out Muslim newspapers with centerfolds. What’s the big deal here?
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"Maine is one of only six states in the country that charges sales tax on semen, which is considered tangible personal property. It is used in the artificial insemination of cows, horses, goats, sheep, llamas, buffaloes and alpacas. Many dog breeders also purchase frozen semen, as does the poultry industry."
Marcy says: Hell, I’ve been taxing semen for years. I’ve taxed the semen of ten senators, twenty congressmen and two presidents. And that’s no bull.
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Marcy Brings Today's Bad News:
A federal judge has granted a stay for the rule requiring San Antonio strippers to wear ID badges. The rule was intended to allow background checks.
Marcy says: What? So you can tell San Antonio strippers from Cleveland strippers?
******
I WAS IN A SEATTLE RESTAURANT a few years back when someone shouted, "Hands up, all who've climbed Everest!" Half the people at my table saluted, as did several patrons, the cook, and a busboy. With 1,922 ascents by the end of 2003, Everest is no longer an exclusive club. For the past six years, there's been an average of 164 ascents per year; last spring, there were a record 264. On a single day last May, a whopping 118 people stood on the summit.
Marcy says: When I open a massage parlor on the Everest Summit you are going to need to put in traffic signals to handling the crowd of climbers.
*****
Sitting with a washboard around his neck and a banjo on his knee, Bob Pyle, the cherub-cheeked master of ceremonies for open-mic night at Ellicott City’s Sidestreets Restaurant, doesn’t strike one as a threatening person. Far from it. Pyle, a musician and perpetual jokester, comes off as a time-warped vaudevillian.On Tuesday, Jan. 25, however, Pyle did appear to be a threat, at least to someone. Pyle was at the Catonsville Kinko’s on Route 40 that day, photocopying issues of a satirical newsletter he calls The Muslim News, when he found himself under interrogation by Baltimore County Police officers and FBI agents.
Marcy says: I’ve got a printing press set up in one of my massage parlors turning out Muslim newspapers with centerfolds. What’s the big deal here?
******
"Maine is one of only six states in the country that charges sales tax on semen, which is considered tangible personal property. It is used in the artificial insemination of cows, horses, goats, sheep, llamas, buffaloes and alpacas. Many dog breeders also purchase frozen semen, as does the poultry industry."
Marcy says: Hell, I’ve been taxing semen for years. I’ve taxed the semen of ten senators, twenty congressmen and two presidents. And that’s no bull.
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