A Russian Wife Who Kills in More Ways Than One…..
Harry says to Marcy: I know two men here in Alton, Ill who already went to Russia, met the women, & got married. Now, they can't get the Gubment to allow the women into the country. Both have been waiting over two years…..
Marcy advises Harry and all other naïve white American males: My, my. If you want a wife with bureaucracy attached, stick with an American bride who will surely drag you off to divorce court soon as she has given birth to three of your children. Indentured slavery as marriage is a longtime American tradition held over from before the great Civil War.
But if you want a Russian or Chechen or Romania wife who will teach you the secrets of Transylvanian vampire oriented sexual delights….and not only that, but if you want an wife who can handle an AK-47 to kill off your personal enemies…..please, don’t go answering those smarmy Russian love letters you might get in spam. When it comes to the worldwide sex slave trade business, know who you are dealing with reputably…ah, er…..know who knows which government officials to hand an envelope to efficiently.
In the meantime, if you desire either, say, Russian or Asian delights, a less bureaucratic but ephemeral answer to your dilemma is knowing which massage parlors have the better working clientele.
Boys, boys. March Madness is coming. Yes, I know Marcy (me) won’t be having another Super Bowl Happy Ending Party until 2006, but you have the college basketball Final Four series of Happy Ending Parties to look forward to with Happy Vigor. You simply don’t have to marry a Russian whore to enjoy college basketball, do you?
One thing at a time, boys. First the Final Four. Then marriage……….marcythewhore
Marcy advises Harry and all other naïve white American males: My, my. If you want a wife with bureaucracy attached, stick with an American bride who will surely drag you off to divorce court soon as she has given birth to three of your children. Indentured slavery as marriage is a longtime American tradition held over from before the great Civil War.
But if you want a Russian or Chechen or Romania wife who will teach you the secrets of Transylvanian vampire oriented sexual delights….and not only that, but if you want an wife who can handle an AK-47 to kill off your personal enemies…..please, don’t go answering those smarmy Russian love letters you might get in spam. When it comes to the worldwide sex slave trade business, know who you are dealing with reputably…ah, er…..know who knows which government officials to hand an envelope to efficiently.
In the meantime, if you desire either, say, Russian or Asian delights, a less bureaucratic but ephemeral answer to your dilemma is knowing which massage parlors have the better working clientele.
Boys, boys. March Madness is coming. Yes, I know Marcy (me) won’t be having another Super Bowl Happy Ending Party until 2006, but you have the college basketball Final Four series of Happy Ending Parties to look forward to with Happy Vigor. You simply don’t have to marry a Russian whore to enjoy college basketball, do you?
One thing at a time, boys. First the Final Four. Then marriage……….marcythewhore
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