What Can I Show a 300 Pound Gorilla That Isn’t Considered Sexual Harassment…..
If you think you’ve heard everything from the world of Jane Goodall and the world of primates, get a gander at this piece of news:
WOODSIDE, Calif. - Two fired caretakers for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, have sued their former bosses, claiming they were pressured to expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian.
Poor dear Koko, they teach the gorilla sign language and then they think that what Koko was semaphoring for was to look at some white girl’s tits. I mean, if these two former gorilla associate caretakers had a great set of knockers they’d be working for Hooters or Playboy or something. Or maybe in one of my massage parlors.
With my close affiliation with the Chicago mob, better known as the Outfit, my girls have catered to some real gorillas. If you know what kind of Mafia gorillas I’m referring to with respect. The no-neck type of bowling ball shaped variety. It’s been my experience that the majority of these no-neck Mafia types are more ‘ass-men’ fetish types. Good thing these two fired caretakers didn’t work for the mob. Good thing they worked for a jungle variety gorilla instead.
So, is showing your ass to a gorilla more of a sexual harassment thing than showing your tits?
We won’t even get into vaginal fetishes. And you feet gorillas just go back into your jungle holes. We don’t even want to discuss your personal problems.
What ever happened to good old romantic eye fetishes? What became of candles and gazing into your lover’s eyes and getting all turned on by the color hazel? Now it’s all tits and asses. Oh, well. Tits and asses pay better than eyes, that’s for sure……….marcythewhore
WOODSIDE, Calif. - Two fired caretakers for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, have sued their former bosses, claiming they were pressured to expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian.
Poor dear Koko, they teach the gorilla sign language and then they think that what Koko was semaphoring for was to look at some white girl’s tits. I mean, if these two former gorilla associate caretakers had a great set of knockers they’d be working for Hooters or Playboy or something. Or maybe in one of my massage parlors.
With my close affiliation with the Chicago mob, better known as the Outfit, my girls have catered to some real gorillas. If you know what kind of Mafia gorillas I’m referring to with respect. The no-neck type of bowling ball shaped variety. It’s been my experience that the majority of these no-neck Mafia types are more ‘ass-men’ fetish types. Good thing these two fired caretakers didn’t work for the mob. Good thing they worked for a jungle variety gorilla instead.
So, is showing your ass to a gorilla more of a sexual harassment thing than showing your tits?
We won’t even get into vaginal fetishes. And you feet gorillas just go back into your jungle holes. We don’t even want to discuss your personal problems.
What ever happened to good old romantic eye fetishes? What became of candles and gazing into your lover’s eyes and getting all turned on by the color hazel? Now it’s all tits and asses. Oh, well. Tits and asses pay better than eyes, that’s for sure……….marcythewhore
posted by marcythewhore at 8:37 AM
2 Comments:
yeah this story made me giggle endlessly. :)
you're funny ...
marcysays: If you've watched as many Jane Goodal documentaries as I have you know better than to laugh in the face of a charging mountain gorilla. In the wilds, be submissive if anything.....marcythewhore
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