Saturday, February 05, 2005

Single Moms on Super Bowl Sunday (God loves TO)

Pop Tarts suggests to Marcy: If the person had a badly damaged leg and it mysteriously repaired itself without any doctors then would it not be truly a MIRACLE!!

Maybe god is a supporter of the Eagles. After all if he can supposedly as has been portrayed support one country over another in times of war where people are killed why can’t he support one team over another? If one believes that humans are created in god’s image then perhaps as Joan Osborne use to sing what if he was a slob just like the rest of us. Perhaps doing the big things is his main job but he may have a hobby in watching football.

Or perhaps as people often love to claim he works in mysterious ways. Perhaps he is not helping the player but using his recovery to help another. Perhaps a single mom down on her luck and with nothing left bets on an Eagle victory and wins and thus manage to save her small shop. Or a paralysed person who was so taken by the message that he regain his zest for life and started to rehabilitate his leg and in years to come walked again. If that is true then would those two miracles allow the vatican to confer sainthood on Owens?
Oh maybe if you accept the following depiction, the he may not be a he but a she.


Marcythewhore responds to Pop Tarts: I can almost respect your analogy about God choosing one state over the other states. Kind of sounds like you are a Virginian descendant of Robert E. Lee.

But this is NFL. Not a pasteur for amateur grazing. And you want to talk God choosing a state? Get real. You're talking God here. Not a cow in a McDonald's advertisement at half time. God's going to pick Hawaii or somewhere where it don't snow 363 days a year. That or Al Davis is going to pick Hawaii.

Okay, okay. Marcythewhore has let the cat out of the bag. Al Davis is moving the Oakland Raiders to Hawaii. You didn't hear it from a lamp post anywhere around my chain of massage parlors.

And if you are worried about single moms, tell them they can get a good paying job at one of Marcy's Chicago Massage Parlors. You want to talk about mysterious ways. Turn loose a single mom who has known only one man in her life, turn her loose in a new high paying job and watch the inspirational messages fly.....marcythewhore

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