The Truth About Ann Landers

Merimorgan writes to Marcy:
Marcy.... the world has needed your advice since Ann Landers.
Why haven't I seen your column in the Post or the Times or the Tribune?


Marcy advises Merimorgan:

Thanks, sweety, for the nice things you have to say. But I had to wait until Ann Landers was dead before I could start telling you the truth about the back rooms of advice columns in the newspapers. It was this dark side deal I'd made with the Sataness of Advice Columns. You didn't want to piss Ann Landers off. She might have looked like everyone's aunt, but that gal could conjure up a hex you didn't want to mess with.

In case you didn't know, Ann Landers spent her free time in New Orleans........marcythewhore