Shape Shifting in Massage Parlors, why Lady Di Was Never Destined to Be Queen and head in Amsterdam
Nathan writes to Marcy: Okay Marcy, I've got this image in my head of Skull the Troll from PvP with wings and a halo. That's you from now on.
Marcy's advice to Nathan: About the time you have an image of me, voila, shape shift. Shape Shifting is vital in the massage parlor industry. For those of you who are novices, in the massage parlor industry your tips depend a lot on inventiveness and imagination. If you are imaginative you can guess how shape shifting pays off.
For those of you who are really, really novice, shape shifting is a magick skill where you can become any number of beings or things or entities.
Which reminds me of what I had to say about why Lady Di was never destined to become Queen of England….and why everyone is making such a fuss about Camilla Parker-Bowes hitching up with Prince Charles, the future king.
The answer to this riddle is quite simple, really.
Lady Di never knew how to give good head.
Really. You can look at a girl and tell, you know. Sure, sure, Lady Di fulfilled many a man’s fantasy about the good-little-girl dressed in schoolgirl clothes. But Marcythewhore is here to tell you that ninety percent of the girls who look good in schoolgirl clothes can’t such the flavor off a lollipop, much less suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Next time you boys think about making fun of Camilla Parker-Bowes, just remember she can suck a trailer hitch from here to Idaho......Marcythewhore
*******Letter number two:
Someone comments on blow jobs in Amsterdam: So i'll be going to amsterdam this weekend and of course i'll take a strole through the red light distirct. part of me is tempted to be open to those things which are offered in that area just to say i got a blow job from a prostitute in amsterdam. but i feel a little conflicted. there is a person that i'm dating back home in the US. part of me wants to rationalize that it really wouldn't be cheating because i never promised her that i wouldn't fool around a little while i'm over there and if it's a purely hormonal, get-me-off type thing without any kind of emotional involvement, what could be the harm? i also feel bad as i've been rethinking my stance on legalized prostitution after hearing about the problems with white slavery in europe. apparently a large portion of the women who are prostitutes in amsterdam are from eastern european countries and are basically slaves to pimps. i don't know how i would feel potentially supporting the business of sex slavery. thoughts? suggestions? humourous little quips that have nothing to do with the subject?
Marcy advises the worldwide traveler looking for good head: What a shame. You have to go all the way to Amsterdam to get a decent blow job. You’re so confused that you are confusing in your mind a need to solve the issues of worldwide sex slavery and legalized prostitution, when in reality all you want is a Happy Ending the right way.
At this point you are willing to accept a good blow job from a vacuum cleaner, if only there was such a thing. Vacuum cleaners have never given good head. Not ever.
Go to Amsterdam. Get your pipes cleaned out properly. Tip the lady handsomely. Return home with a clear mind and then you can tackle tense political issues such as legalized prostitution and the worldwide sex slave market…..marcythewhore
Marcy's advice to Nathan: About the time you have an image of me, voila, shape shift. Shape Shifting is vital in the massage parlor industry. For those of you who are novices, in the massage parlor industry your tips depend a lot on inventiveness and imagination. If you are imaginative you can guess how shape shifting pays off.
For those of you who are really, really novice, shape shifting is a magick skill where you can become any number of beings or things or entities.
Which reminds me of what I had to say about why Lady Di was never destined to become Queen of England….and why everyone is making such a fuss about Camilla Parker-Bowes hitching up with Prince Charles, the future king.
The answer to this riddle is quite simple, really.
Lady Di never knew how to give good head.
Really. You can look at a girl and tell, you know. Sure, sure, Lady Di fulfilled many a man’s fantasy about the good-little-girl dressed in schoolgirl clothes. But Marcythewhore is here to tell you that ninety percent of the girls who look good in schoolgirl clothes can’t such the flavor off a lollipop, much less suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Next time you boys think about making fun of Camilla Parker-Bowes, just remember she can suck a trailer hitch from here to Idaho......Marcythewhore
*******Letter number two:
Someone comments on blow jobs in Amsterdam: So i'll be going to amsterdam this weekend and of course i'll take a strole through the red light distirct. part of me is tempted to be open to those things which are offered in that area just to say i got a blow job from a prostitute in amsterdam. but i feel a little conflicted. there is a person that i'm dating back home in the US. part of me wants to rationalize that it really wouldn't be cheating because i never promised her that i wouldn't fool around a little while i'm over there and if it's a purely hormonal, get-me-off type thing without any kind of emotional involvement, what could be the harm? i also feel bad as i've been rethinking my stance on legalized prostitution after hearing about the problems with white slavery in europe. apparently a large portion of the women who are prostitutes in amsterdam are from eastern european countries and are basically slaves to pimps. i don't know how i would feel potentially supporting the business of sex slavery. thoughts? suggestions? humourous little quips that have nothing to do with the subject?
Marcy advises the worldwide traveler looking for good head: What a shame. You have to go all the way to Amsterdam to get a decent blow job. You’re so confused that you are confusing in your mind a need to solve the issues of worldwide sex slavery and legalized prostitution, when in reality all you want is a Happy Ending the right way.
At this point you are willing to accept a good blow job from a vacuum cleaner, if only there was such a thing. Vacuum cleaners have never given good head. Not ever.
Go to Amsterdam. Get your pipes cleaned out properly. Tip the lady handsomely. Return home with a clear mind and then you can tackle tense political issues such as legalized prostitution and the worldwide sex slave market…..marcythewhore
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