AARP and the Porn Industry:
Ogie wrote to lament to Marcythewhore: When I first saw "Deep Throat" in the theatre in the early '70's on a double bill with "The Devil in Miss Jones", I knew what I wanted to be. A porn actor just like Harry Reems!! Well here it is 30 some years later and it ain't gonna happen now, unless the AARP is starting their own
porn factory.
Marcythewhore advises Ogie: Here is another sad story of a former hippie guru guy who believes that he has seen his best chances slip by in a younger life.
Ogie had his dream of being a porn star like Harry Reems. But now Ogie believes that he has waited too long.
Oh, ye of little faith, Ogie. Hold onto your condoms. What? You think that the AARP won’t start a geriatric porn film factory if it is financially lucrative? Ogie, Ogie, Ogie. You don’t understand your own government and the lobbying industry.
There are so many old people in this country, and so much Viagra to go around. And if you happen to run out of Viagra at an inopportune time, just call Hugh Hefner on his Viagra hotline. Hef promises to Overnight Express Viagra to old timers who are in a temporary bind.
Look, Ogie, pretty soon old people in America are going to tire of sitting around illegally feeding pigeons in the park while thinking of nothing but death. Old people from Maine to Los Angles are going to want to take one last fling. What the hell do they have to lose? Someone’s going to laugh at them on the way to the funeral parlor? Big deal!
The AARP and Congress have one big item in common. If it reaps votes and Benjamins (and Benjamin Franklin was not a president, but it’s still hard cash) then the AARP and Congress are going to push for Porn for the Elderly. Which entails the Elderly Porn Stars. I mean, your grandparents don’t want to watch Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson get it on. That makes your grandparents feel that much older and worse about themselves. They want to see old farts like themselves figuring out how to get erections and lubricated and all of that.
So, Ogie, Marcy’s (me) suggestion to you is to get some Viagra Fed-Exed to your hacienda, contact your local AARP lobbyist and start thinking ‘Porn Oscar’ in your remaining lifetime……….marcythewhore
porn factory.
Marcythewhore advises Ogie: Here is another sad story of a former hippie guru guy who believes that he has seen his best chances slip by in a younger life.
Ogie had his dream of being a porn star like Harry Reems. But now Ogie believes that he has waited too long.
Oh, ye of little faith, Ogie. Hold onto your condoms. What? You think that the AARP won’t start a geriatric porn film factory if it is financially lucrative? Ogie, Ogie, Ogie. You don’t understand your own government and the lobbying industry.
There are so many old people in this country, and so much Viagra to go around. And if you happen to run out of Viagra at an inopportune time, just call Hugh Hefner on his Viagra hotline. Hef promises to Overnight Express Viagra to old timers who are in a temporary bind.
Look, Ogie, pretty soon old people in America are going to tire of sitting around illegally feeding pigeons in the park while thinking of nothing but death. Old people from Maine to Los Angles are going to want to take one last fling. What the hell do they have to lose? Someone’s going to laugh at them on the way to the funeral parlor? Big deal!
The AARP and Congress have one big item in common. If it reaps votes and Benjamins (and Benjamin Franklin was not a president, but it’s still hard cash) then the AARP and Congress are going to push for Porn for the Elderly. Which entails the Elderly Porn Stars. I mean, your grandparents don’t want to watch Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson get it on. That makes your grandparents feel that much older and worse about themselves. They want to see old farts like themselves figuring out how to get erections and lubricated and all of that.
So, Ogie, Marcy’s (me) suggestion to you is to get some Viagra Fed-Exed to your hacienda, contact your local AARP lobbyist and start thinking ‘Porn Oscar’ in your remaining lifetime……….marcythewhore
posted by marcythewhore at 7:31 AM
2 Comments:
Y'ever think of getting into the "MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING" business!
Ya sold me...
Thanks!
Love & Mercy
Ogie
When I was working my way through massage therapy school I worked part time as a Marine Corp recruiter for BAMs (Broad Assed Marines as the lady gyrenes were called).........marcythewhore
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