Serge the Russian Mafiya Boss Yells at German Toilet Ghosts.......

Marcythewhore says: Serge Guggha is a Russian. From the Red Mafiya. More to the point, he is probably the meanest Russian Mafiyoso in Chicago today. He is what is called a Vvor v Zakone.

Vor v Zakone means Thief of Thieves.

It used to be around Chicago it was enough to know Italian. You know, Capo Di Tutti Capi, Boss of Bosses. Now we have Vor v Zakone, Thieve of Thieves.

Everywhere you look anywhere near a massage parlor and you see Russian vors. Vors are thieves. Like Mafioso are Mafioso. Vors are thieves. Then you have the Vor v Zakone, the Boss of Thieves.

It’s no longer sufficient just to know Italian anymore.

Serge is a Russian Mafiya boss around here. He doesn’t like Germans. I don’t know what it is with the Russians and Germans ever since Stalin was around. Russians and Germans just can’t seem to play well together.

Whenever Serge Guggah sees a German pedestrian, in a slightly broken Russian accent Serge yells Germanic insults at the passing Kraut, "Stehpinkeln!” Which means "to pee standing up." Then Sergee calls the German a “Sitzpinkle,” which means ‘Wimp.’

Being a little confused about Serge Guggah's behavior toward German pedestrians on the streets of Chicago, I asked Serge what all this "Stehpinkeln" and "Sitzpinkle" talk was all about.

Serge explained to me that it is about German toilet ghosts that talk. That in Germany they have ghosts in talking toilets that tell a guy how to pee.

I said, "Oh," then I asked Serge if he could bring me something about this German talking toilet thing the next time he comes into my massage parlor for a Happy Ending rub down.

Serge brought me this about German talking toilets: "German men were being admonished to pee sitting down by a gadget called the Water Closet ghost; when the device detects a lifted toilet seat, it says, in German: "Hey, stand peeing ("Stehpinkeln") is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down." It was reported that the term for a man who pees sitting down, "Sitzpinkler," is a synonym for "wimp."

With that cleared up, next I want to talk about Fingerspitzengefuhl. I want to ask each of you if you are a Fingerspitzengefuhl.

And I borrowed a quote from someone, I think this quote is appropriate for the current discussion: "An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's moreinteresting than sex." - Aldous Huxley

PS....I have it on the strictest confidence that Ernest Hemingway never shot anyone but himself...whereas Hunter Thompson at least accidentally shot one other person before shooting himself......marcythewhore