Can Dead Men Vote Twice in Chicago

Dear marcythewhore, I was wondering if deadmen can vote twice inChicago. Back in Al Capone's day it was siad that a drunk votecosts $1, a dead vote costs $1.25, a double vote by a dead man cost a whopping $2. Being that there are only so many drunks, and only so many votes in a cemetary, it sounds reasonable to pay extra for double votes by corpses. But those prices were for 1932 votes. What with today's staggering inflation, can dead men afford to vote twice anymore? West Side Undertaker


marcythewhore advises West Side Undertaker: Kind sir, I don't get myself involved too much into politics. We here at marcy's massage parlor are content in massaging politicians. We don't massage dead people. I don't care how much you are willing to pay to get your dearly departed great uncle one last massage before the dirt hits the top of his coffin..........marcythewhore