Marcy guesses how long Terry 'The Camel' Schiavo Will Live

Dear Marcy, now that Johnnie Cochrane is dead, do you have a guess how long it will be before Terry Schiavo dies.........Tampa Bay Bandit

marcythewhore says: Dear kind Bandido, I figure Terry 'The Camel' Schiavo will live until at least the Fourth of July. And maybe until the Fourth of July of 2006.

You see, dear masked bandit, Terry 'The Camel' got the way she is because she was bulemic. Which meant that she gorged herself with food, then stuck her finger down her throat to vomit. And she vomited just once too much. Seems that the doctors say that when you throw up a lot you mess up your brain stem's electrical circuitry. Terry 'The Camel' threw up until the electrical impulses to her heart blew a fuse when she was still in her early twenties.

For the past fifteen years someone has been pumping liquid food into this brain dead bulemic girl, except she hasn't been sticking her finger down her throat to throw up. For fifteen years she's been storing up food like a camel.

Terry 'The Camel' Schiavo could live on her storehouse of food well past a few Fourth of July bar-b-cues.

As for Johnnie Cochrane, in case you haven't heard, Cochrane's last words were: "If the tumor is to big you better begin to dig".......marcythewhore