Friday, March 04, 2005

Warm and Fuzzy Martha Stewart My Ass…..

Marcy says: Last night the talking head on CNN complained that Martha Stewart did not have a warm and fuzzy image.

Gee, like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Jackson and Dick Cheney are so warm and fuzzy image?

Okay, patriarchal boys that you are, get over the notion that a gal needs to be warm and fuzzy to make lots of money and accumulate loads of power.

When you walk into a K-Mart or Wal-Mart, what’s that sound you hear? Why, it’s ‘Slave Labor!’ That’s what you hear in your subconscious little bitty mind. It’s what makes you buy Nikes and plastic gadgets at cut-rate prices. Yes, your shoes were made by the hands of little urchins in brownlands across the ocean. Name for me one time in history when slave labor didn’t keep the gears greased

Martha, that warm and fuzzy shit, don’t let the patriarchs push that down our throats too much longer.

Sure, they black balled you once (though while you were in jail you made 200 million and lost twenty pounds, honey). And you have just a little more time with the ankle bracelet. Fine and dandy. A lesson learned how to deal with the boys.

If the boys want warm and fuzzy, there are gay bars (though let’s be honest, the Happy Ending gays of the world aren’t buying that warn and fuzzy image bullshit either).............Marcythewhore

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