The Enlarged Penises of the Popes
News of the day from Marcy’s Massage Parlor daily reading list:
BALTIMORE -- A Pennsylvania psychologist, who counsels people who want to change their homosexual orientation, has been removed from an advisory board for the nation's largest managed-care behavioral health company.
Marcythewhore says: Dear Gently Deceived Readers of the Experts, Marcy (me) did not go to medical school. I’m not a psychologist. I’m a massage parlor therapist who owns more massage parlors than you have rooms in your house. If a well trained psychologist says that he can talk gay people out of being gay, that’s that psychologist’s truck.
I’m not going to argue psychology with a Freudian book worm.
The question I intent to pose is why did this particular psychologist chose to create controversy with his name?
I mean, if this psychologist said something like, “I can greatly enlarge your penis with an invention of mine,” and left it at that, there wouldn’t be the controversy. This psychologist could have talked about penis enlarging device without mentioning gay people or straight people or sado-masochists or any other sexual orientation. He could simply have said that he could extend a penis by, oh, say thirty percent and not caused an uproar.
Which brings me to yet another situation about the future Pope.
There’s a rumor going around the Vatican that the next Pope might be a black man from Africa.
You ask yourself how this rumor got started.
Well, marcy (me) is here to tell you that this rumor about an African Pope got started because of another rumor that has been around the Vatican since the days of Michelangelo.
This age old rumor about the Popes has to do with how the new Pope is elected. The rumor from before the fifteenth century goes that all the Cardinals get together in a closed up room and they pull their pants down to compare the sizes of their wankers. The Cardinal with the largest wanker gets to be the new Pope.
Hence, the rumor that a black African man will become the new Pope is running amock in the Vatican today.
This whole rumor business supposedly explains how John Paul, an unknown Polish priest, got to be Pope in the first place. When all the Cardinals got together in the locked up room after the death of the first John Paul, nobody suspected that a Polish guy would have the largest wanker.
By whatever standards these Cardinals elect a new Pope, Marcy (me) has this to say about who could easily win the title of new Pope. I have a customer who comes into my massage parlor who could be the Pope of All Popes in the Happy Ending department, no holds barred.
His name, of course, will remain nameless and on my lips…………..marcythewhore
BALTIMORE -- A Pennsylvania psychologist, who counsels people who want to change their homosexual orientation, has been removed from an advisory board for the nation's largest managed-care behavioral health company.
Marcythewhore says: Dear Gently Deceived Readers of the Experts, Marcy (me) did not go to medical school. I’m not a psychologist. I’m a massage parlor therapist who owns more massage parlors than you have rooms in your house. If a well trained psychologist says that he can talk gay people out of being gay, that’s that psychologist’s truck.
I’m not going to argue psychology with a Freudian book worm.
The question I intent to pose is why did this particular psychologist chose to create controversy with his name?
I mean, if this psychologist said something like, “I can greatly enlarge your penis with an invention of mine,” and left it at that, there wouldn’t be the controversy. This psychologist could have talked about penis enlarging device without mentioning gay people or straight people or sado-masochists or any other sexual orientation. He could simply have said that he could extend a penis by, oh, say thirty percent and not caused an uproar.
Which brings me to yet another situation about the future Pope.
There’s a rumor going around the Vatican that the next Pope might be a black man from Africa.
You ask yourself how this rumor got started.
Well, marcy (me) is here to tell you that this rumor about an African Pope got started because of another rumor that has been around the Vatican since the days of Michelangelo.
This age old rumor about the Popes has to do with how the new Pope is elected. The rumor from before the fifteenth century goes that all the Cardinals get together in a closed up room and they pull their pants down to compare the sizes of their wankers. The Cardinal with the largest wanker gets to be the new Pope.
Hence, the rumor that a black African man will become the new Pope is running amock in the Vatican today.
This whole rumor business supposedly explains how John Paul, an unknown Polish priest, got to be Pope in the first place. When all the Cardinals got together in the locked up room after the death of the first John Paul, nobody suspected that a Polish guy would have the largest wanker.
By whatever standards these Cardinals elect a new Pope, Marcy (me) has this to say about who could easily win the title of new Pope. I have a customer who comes into my massage parlor who could be the Pope of All Popes in the Happy Ending department, no holds barred.
His name, of course, will remain nameless and on my lips…………..marcythewhore
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