Jerry Falwell’s Last Dying Request: Let a Televangelist be the Next Pope.

In the past Jerry Falwell and other Brown Shirt Born Again Christians have accused the Pope of being the anti-christ, and that the Vatican is the anti-Christ’s hotbed of worldly bedevilment.

The nice thing about religions is that none of them like each other.

Christians have been killing Christians far longer than Christians have been killing Muslims or Jews or Buddhists. You can just bet that the first person every killed by a Christian was another Christian.

But now that four million Christians are lined up to view the Pope’s corpse, even Jerry Falwell on his deathbed can see the wisdom of making mea culpa with the Pope, John Paul, who had already made it to heaven in front of Falwell.

Falwell’s health is failing, he is gasping for words, but last night there was no mistaking Falwell’s dying request to the world: “Let a televangelist be the next Pope!”

In Falwell’s fever ridden mind, putting a Brown Shirt Born Again in control of the Vatican will ease a lot of tension between Christians in America. After all, isn’t the goal of all Christians of every kind the same goal as each the other: to dominate the lucrative Christian American market?

Jerry Falwell made his argument clear that a Pope with a bleach blond pompadour hairstyle accented with a red Zoot Suit would look good with all those old paintings stored in the Vatican cellar.

In the meantime, while Falwell’s last request is being pondered, and while four million diehard voyeurs file past the corpse of John Paul for four days so far, in the somber quiet of the Basilica someone was heard to have said, “What’s that smell?”……………marcythewhore