Saturday, April 09, 2005

A Spiritualist for Pope..........

Marcy (me) brings you this news release from Cassadaga: For more than a century, the Florida town of Cassadaga, just 35 miles from Orlando, has existed as a metaphysical mecca for spiritualists -- members of a 150-year-old religious cult based on communicating with the dead.
Two years ago, this sacred home to mediums and healers gained center stage in a contentious battle after a Christian group asserted its right to build its church there. A recently reached settlement ends the fight and gives rise to the first non-spiritualist house of worship in Cassadaga.”

Marcythewhore says: Okay, a spiritualist for Pope. Why not? If televangelists can vie for the lucrative job in the Vatican, why not a spiritualist from Cassadaga. Particularly since the Brown Shirt Christians have invaded the once sleepy little hamlet.

The Cardinals are going to get together in conclave to whip out their wankers to see who has the biggest job underneath their smocks.

But the Cardinals are not going to be fooled again like they were when they suddenly discovered that a Polish guy could sport out such a huge wanker.

The rules for picking the new Pope have changed.

One of the new rules this time around is that the guy with the most Italian grandparents will win………marcythewhore

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